Privacy Policy

At Compani™, we take your privacy as seriously as we take our collection of antique rubber ducks — which is to say, very seriously, but with occasional squeaks.

By submitting your email, you consent to us storing it in a secure vault guarded by two cats, a philosophical debate club, and occasionally Gianluca’s Nintendo Switch.

We may use your data to:

• Send you disruptive insights.
• Remind you to drink water.
• Generate AI haikus about companionship.
• Compete with your fridge for attention.

If at any time you wish to unsubscribe, simply shout “UNSUBSCRIBE” into the void. We may or may not hear you.