Terms & Conditions

By using Compani™, you agree to the following completely enforceable (and totally reasonable) terms:

1. You acknowledge that Compani™ is not responsible for sudden bouts of joy, spontaneous laughter, or cravings for table tennis.
2. If you challenge Seth to a duel of delight, you must provide snacks.
3. Any disputes will be resolved via Mario Kart on the Nintendo Switch, best of 3 races.
4. Luke reserves the right to make moderately perverted jokes during meetings. Acceptance of this condition is mandatory.
5. Hannah may yell in your general direction at any time. This is a feature, not a bug.

By continuing to browse this website, you certify that you are cool with all of the above. If you’re not, we suggest adopting a cat, and then trying again.